The DLP Agenda (Formerly The Rob and Joe Show)

Anorexics are Racist

Comedian Gabe Zucker joins the show to replace an ailing Joe. When Joe is subjected to criticism in his absence, he can't help but join the show briefly to defend himself. In order to co-host the show Gabe cancels on a well-known New York comedy club, but not doing the kind of work one would imagine. Rob relays an unbelievable after-hours brush with celebrity following a show in Dayton, Ohio. Rob and Gabe ponder the attraction and the taboo of comedy club servers. Gabe relays a story that Joe once told about him from his own perspective. When a top NBA player gets tricked into sending naked photos to another man, Rob is fascinated by the allure of the bait used. Rob runs a few sample questions by Robby as a test for his upcoming interview.

Aired Live Monday, March 31st at 7:30PM

Myths and Mysteries

The music quiz from the previous episode was so well-received, Rob and Joe discuss how and when to do it again. Joe appears to get insufficient respect from other shows on the network. Rob and Joe express serious concerns about Robby's upcoming interview. Rob worries about attendance for his gig in Dayton due to the unfortunate scheduling. Rob pitches a far-fetched scheme to beat the high profile Billion $ Bracket Challenge. Rob's girlfriend is convinced mermaids are real. Joe is puzzled by the Malaysian Prime Minister's recent press conference and apparent new developments in geography. Rob criticizes the premise of a new theatrical release and questions Joe about some of his quirks. Rob gets blindsides with another scolding by his girlfriend.

Aired Live Monday, March 24th at 7:30PM

Like A Virgin

Joe is identified by a fan while on vacation. Rob convinces Joe to audition for a reality show. Not quite as battle-scarred as Rob, Joe is already regretting his decision to run a comedy competition. Robby gets snubbed by a fan. Joe's "quirky coworker" joins the show to display his stunning lack of music knowledge in game show format. Rob and Joe compete to cast the worst lead duo for the next season of HBO's True Detective. Rob's new favorite reality show inspires another challenge.

Aired Live Monday, March 17th at 7:30PM

Any Kind of White

Joe gets grief about his Facebook photo. Rob and Joe discover that the Drafts and Laughs promoters have committed them to more than just telling jokes. Beer Week talk leads to Rob pondering the logic of a television commercial. Rob's contribution to a crew team fundraiser is seemingly inconsequential. Joe is embarrassed when Rob tests his improvisational abilities with an example from a recent show. Potentially terrible baby names get debated. A theory is considered that women, by nature, resist TV and movies recommendations from their men. In typical fashion, Joe gives advice to comedy newcomers. Commenting on a man's shoes, Joe ironically puts his foot in his mouth. Rob's comedy gets some exposure on NPR, but in a vaguely insulting way. Rob and Joe pitch a guest idea for another MORE network show.

Aired Live Monday, March 10th at 7:30PM

B.Y.O.H.

Robby gets chastised for his conduct relating to a recent date. Rob deals with a very disruptive person during a show; oddly it's a member of the wait staff. His evening only gets worse. Michael Chamberlin joins the show to review the Oscars, discuss career, favorite gays and give Joe tips on living alone. Rob introduces a fun new game. Rob lists for his girlfriend the friends it would be okay to date if he were to fall into a coma. Joe has a great day at the horse track.

Aired Live Monday, March 3rd at 7:30PM

The Best of Year Two Special

The topics and clips revisited include the following.

Robby insists that Joe's favorite actor couldn't do a better job playing Seinfeld than the man himself (from episode 72). Rob speculates about his girlfriend's former lovers and wonders if anyone actually fantasizes about their own current lover (from episode 88). Rob has an encounter with a blind fan and his hot girlfriend (from episode 66). Antoine Dodson returns for his second, and probably final, appearance (from episode 64). Michael Chamberlin is very forthcoming about his peculiar hygiene habits (from episode 55). Rob picks at old wounds with comedian Nick Mullen (from episode 83). A discussion of the upcoming Drafts & Laughs event leads to talk about Robby's nitpicking, the chat room, and how Joe's son is somehow familiar with a certain male porn star (from episode 90).

Aired Monday, February 24th at 7:30PM

The Best Tasting Deodorant

Joe's much-discussed co-worker comes to him for help on a matter of intimacy an personal hygiene. When TMOS celebrates its 1000th episode, the question is raised as to whether or not that landmark is possible for this show. Robby goes on a first date on Valentine's Day. Rob and Joe review the new version of Robocop and discuss what films should and should not be remade. Rob's feels tricked by an early Valentine from his girlfriend. Rob seems a little too captivated with the new host of The Tonight Show.

Aired Live Monday, February 17th at 7:30PM

The Elephant **** in the Room

Joe delivers on a commitment to do a local gig with Rob and many well known to the show are in attendance including Robby on a first date. Rob is blindsided when his girlfriend drops the name of a sports celebrity she once dated. On a double date with Rob, Joe's companion for the evening reveals her own encounter with a professional athlete. Rob's usual pressures are compounded by Valentine's Day. Rob is not that impressed with one of the countries' top Olympic athletes.

Aired Live Monday, February 10th at 7:30PM

My Favorite Midget

Although Joe continues to be unreliable, he once again promises not to cancel the upcoming weekend gig with Rob. When Mickey pressures his co-host into rating his appearance, everyone on The Rob and Joe Show gets evaluated as well for comparison. Rob, Joe and a surprise challenger compete to see who is the best at voices. Rob auditions for well-known network summer talent show. Rob has an update on another much-discussed TV project. Rob and Joe both have fun at their respective weekend shows. Rob testifies to what a truly bad driver Joe is. Joe hopes that a rescheduled date will actually happen this time, but Rob has his doubts.

Aired Live Monday, February 3rd at 7:30PM

Red Flag

Joe's gotten bad about effectively promoting his shows. One listener gets very creative reviewing the show. Our 'entertainment correspondent' completely misunderstands a Facebook post from Joe. The Robinson brothers get into a contentious dialogue regarding a missed guest-booking opportunity. Joe opens for a well-know actor/comedian and is amazed by both the man's act and the audience response. Robby reveals details of his first date since the recent breakup and is subjected to the usual ridicule. Rob is fascinated by the story of a woman in the UK who gets dumped by the husband she saved with one of her kidneys. Rob and Joe lay the groundwork for another contest between the two of them. Rob offends one audience member while another actually offends him.  Rob is happy to discover that he no longer holds the biggest-drunk-comic-in-the-area title.

 Aired Live Monday, January 27th at 7:30PM