The DLP Agenda (Formerly The Rob and Joe Show)

The Melissa and Josephine Show

Rob tries to convince Joe to start watching Game of Thrones. While attending Scott Apple’s engagement party, Joe learns some fascinating family history. Rob and Joe both find themselves attracted to Caitlyn Jenner in her Vanity Fair cover photo. Joe spends an entire day with the 98 Rock morning show crew. Joe shares a story he’s heard about someone from Robby’s past. Rob and Joe speculate about the possible content of a DVD project floated by wannabe-comic Chris Restivo. Chris later appears in the chat room and is goaded into revealing some recent misfortune. Rob is eagerly anticipating two potentially misguided movie remakes, while Robby reluctantly goes to see the number one draw at the box office this week. Following two exhausting back-to-back trips, Rob questions whether or not he can get motivated again to perform for our armed forces overseas.

Aired Live Monday, June 1st at 7:30PM

Lucky Numbers

Rob is surprised to discover that some of the cool things he saw in Japan are available right here in the U.S. Joe voices his objections regarding two stories he heard recently about wait staff and tipping. Robby’s heartfelt ode to Letterman on Facebook is both admired and mocked. After having Chinese food right before the show, Rob comes to a conclusion about the fortune cookie. Rob and Joe are critical of a comic in the news who couldn’t handle a heckler. Joe gets overpaid for a gig and signs someone else’s name on the theater’s autograph wall. Robby worries that some language his girlfriend frequently uses in her native speech could be misheard by some as the most offensive word one can say in English.

Aired Live Monday, May 25th at 7:30PM

7/8ths Great

The buzz surrounding last week’s interrogations of the half-Indian hustler has reached fever pitch. Rob believes that his girlfriend has an admirer in one of Joe’s sons. With Joe in need of a new place to live, Rob offers some alternate ideas. An audience member seems pissed off at Rob for no good reason at his open mic show. A friend of Rob’s girlfriend makes a critical error disposing of an old household item. Robby is taking the retirement of David Letterman very hard.

Monday, May 18th at 7:30PM

Dan Answers

After two years of discussion and hundreds of emails, the “comedian” everyone loves to hate talks to Rob and Joe. Prince played for over two hours at the historic peace rally in Baltimore and Rob and Joe were there. Rob reveals that he’s been watching American Idol all season and that he has a man-crush on one of the judges. Another ill-advised remake coming to television prompts a discussion of some potentially better ideas based on 80’s movies. A carry-over conversation from last week examines which celebrities over 70 are still hot enough to boink.

Aired Love Monday, May 11th at 7:30PM

Essential Member of the Media

Rob yearns for his action figures from childhood and recalls a dream about them. A geeky debate about favorite comic book superheroes spontaneously erupts. Joe has reason to believe that his NFL draft coverage on 98 Rock was a success. A colleague who's just beginning to learn about the ''100% clean comedian'' joins the show and a live call is made to the notorious creep himself.

Aired Live Monday, May 4th at 7:30PM

Mobtown

The events in Baltimore affect Joe directly. Show announcer Tim digs a hole for himself when makes a faulty prediction. Rob wonders what should be planned for the looming 200^th episode. Rob watched a newcomer crash and burn on stage. Rob and Joe perform at a club together in Richmond and one of them literally steals the show. Later Rob fears his car has been stolen from the parking lot. Rob does two shows in Rockville that are completely opposite from each other in every way. Rob encounters an obnoxious hockey fan. Rob and Joe participate in a very special episode of NLO podcast. Rob wonders if Joe’s potential cohabitation with him and his girlfriend might cause problems.

Aired Live Monday, April 27th at 7:30PM

Black Jokes Matter

The gift a musical instrument to Joe’s son for his birthday prompts an analogy to Robby’s singing ability. Joe is confused about the use of freight trains in the modern world. The great success of “The Last Laugh” debut is detailed. Joe meets his girlfriend’s parents when they attend the show. Joe’s wardrobe is under scrutiny, especially his footwear. Joe leaves an open mic show in disgust. Rob and Joe make a new friend at Chili’s. The final shoot for Rob’s TV pilot project is a huge success. Joe has an update on his latest radio gig.

Aired Live Monday, April 20th at 7:30PM

The Girl Who Faked Cancer

Just prior to show time, Rob and Joe catch wind of a local scandal brewing. Given the outcome of The Masters, Rob once again urges Joe to face a painful reality. Rob inserts himself into the middle of a clash happening with some noisy comedy show patrons. Joe makes an announcement that sounds oddly familiar. Rob makes his own announcement about a side project, and things get weird when Joe questions why he was not asked to be involved. During the show, a bombshell is dropped publicly that will have an huge affect on Joe’s living arrangement.

Aired Live Monday, April 13th at 7:30PM

Dirty Dancing Duty

Rob is unintentionally inspirational to the wheelchair-bound open mic’er. Joe’s girlfriend makes an observation about the way others perceive him. The relentless adversary baits Rob and Joe once again with the promise of a future video posting. Rob and Joe pay tribute to a retiring radio legend. Rob somewhat overestimated how much he would enjoy the recent musical theater production he attended with his girlfriend. Rob contemplates one of the inequities in male-female relationships. Joe observes, and then ridicules, every decision made by one of the comedy competition entrants.

Aired Live Monday, April 6th at 7:30PM

The Lost Episode

The companion episode of Its Mickey from the live Prime event is still unavailable. Chris Restivo’s life continues to fascinate. Rob gets recognized twice while out with his girlfriend. Joe compliments Rob on a very specific comedic skill that he possesses. Joe is both impressed and perplexed after spending significant time with a well-known comedian. Rob reads some rather negative review of the show. Rob updates a story discussed at length on episode 182. Joe’s girlfriend has a unique business idea, but Rob sees several problems with it. Joe has another story about his endlessly-entertaining coworker. Rob interacts with an audience member who may or may not have a peculiar fetish. Rob buys tickets for perhaps the least masculine choice among musical theater performances. Once again Rob has to defend himself for a seemingly harmless comment on social media. Rob and Joe have issues with the Justin Bieber roast.

Aired Live Monday, March 30th at 7:30PM